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#2 Get Six Pack

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#2 on our list of characteristics that will make the reader more manly is to firm up the ole pot-belly and get a six pack. Now, we understand that everyone can’t be like me and have a perfectly toned physique at all times, so we have included some helpful suggestions. If the reader isn’t quite ready to give up the six pack of beer for the six pack that the ladies love, its perfectly acceptable for the six pack to be artificially manufactured. Check the below reference material. It turns out that a company called Equmen is coming out with man-girdles.

apparently it can turn this:

circumference of the sphere near mathematical perfection

into this:

man girdle posse

If you find yourself in Japan, you can also pick yourself up a nifty man-bra.

This just looks wrong

Beards

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see...manly beard

Here at the Manly Man,

we thought some of you might need some help in achieving manliness. So we’ve devised a ten step program for you so that you don’t  embarrass the rest of us.

#1. Grow a beard. Or atleast a temporary one. It will take attention away from your frailness and give a sense of gravity to everything you say.  Whenever you speak, all listners will be captivated by the manliness of your beard and will take everything you say as law.

In the Beginning…

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OK folks,

this is the first article for the Manly Man Site. I suppose its customary for me to tell you all the reason for my having created this blog in the first place. Well, I wont.  hehehe , that’s just the type of man I am…A Manly Man!!! One who doesn’t apologize! No excuses, just states the facts as I see them, skewed though they may be.

It seems lots of demographic groups are always trying to define what it is to be a man. everyone except men themselves it seems. So I, in a comical sort of way want to point out the fact that there are different sorts of men, and different types of personalities that have been shaped by culture, education, etc… and i would like to make fun of them all.

thanks,